Hairstyles, they come and go. In the last ten years we've seen the rise and fall of the mullet, the mulhawk, the mohawk, the brohawk, the short back and sides, the stick your finger in the socket and fry. (My personal hairstyle of choice.)
The flat top makes the other styles – no matter how en vogue they might be – look like complete amateurs. A long time has passed since it's had a renaissance and I'm here to say it's well overdue. The most recent manifestation of the flat top can be seen above in Dior Homme's Fall 07 collection, and I dare any one of you to replicate it.
Tips for achieving that perfect flat top:
1. Unless you're of African, Islander or Jewish descent, go get a perm.
2. Get your ass to that Barber Shop
3. Go a number 1 on the sides and back.
4. Cut that top flat as a board.
5. Blow dry that bad boy up as high as it'll go.
6. If you want your flat top to glow, apply Afro Sheen liberally.
7. Laugh at just how ridiculously cooler your hair is than anyone else's.
8. Rent a copy of The Fresh Prince of Belair or watch some Kid n Play videos and RAISE THE ROOF!!!
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