#49 Moustaches

The young men of today are lazy with their facial hair. Too many forget to shave, or don't even bother, leaving unsightly stubble for days on end. Let's see some skin! I'm not talking about big biker bogan mo's, I'm talking about slick rick, tightly cropped moustaches. I want to see guys clean shaven, with a bit of well cultivated upper lip growth.

Traditionally, moustaches have been the realm of military men. I've said this before and I'll say it again. Girls love a guy in uniform. What's better than a hair uniform? I have a love/hate relationship with moustaches. My dad's had a moustache my whole life; he wears it with pride, and he wears it well. My good friend Sheida also puts a lot of effort into his upper lip hair cultivation, and it's a constant cause of jealousy for me.

Sadly, although I have the ability to grow a quasi-beard, my upper lip remains naked as the day I was born. No matter how often I shave it in an attempt to promote growth, nothing seems to come. So, to all you young lads with moustache growing ability, this is my call to you: GIVE IT A GO...GROW A MO!

And don't forget the old adage: "That which is grown without effort, is viewed without pleasure."