#295 This teenaged Canuck tells 50 Cent who's boss (spoiler alert: it's the Canuck)

I just found this video on Gawker and it is a doozy. Imagine the whitest, nerdiest, faint-when-girls-look-at-him kid from your high school (picture me aged 14). You know the one, the guy who gets stuffed in his locker everyday of the week by the jocks, or if there aren't any lockers in sight, hung from a door handle by the back of his shirt. And did I mention the grand canyon sized gaps in his teeth? The braces? The creepy nasal lispy voice?

But sometimes geeks hit back.

Generally anonymously, and usually on the internet, but this guy (who dubs himself Pruane2Forever) has taken it to a whole 'notha level. In his youtube vlog, Pruane2Forever calls out the biggest player of them all, 50 Cent, on being a "media whore" with no "street cred", and "mooching off his fame" for bringing out a line of makeup for men, advertising Vitamin Water, and his personal favourite, creating a replica of his "manhood", which female fans can, ahem, use.

My favourite moment: "What else is he gonna do? Fitty Cent diapers? For yo' little gangstaz?... Fitty Cent shame on you!"

But it's not just Fifty Cent who bears the brunt of Pruane2Forever's cutting social commentary. Chris Brown gets some too:

"Chris Brown, don't beat up your wife. Even though she could be annoying, maybe I don't know, maybe she is, maybe she was p#ssing him off, but I don't think he should beat her up, that's just bad, it's not good. Overall Chris Brown, I've always thought your songs were incredibly gay, and now that I know you're an *sshole, I can safely say that your songs suck, and I know some of your fans are going to still love you, but I know some of them are going to hate you now. People are fickle. So Chris, you suck, and you're a wife beater. Good day youtube."

He even reviews high school fights. "It was pretty bad ass, I was trying to hustle my ass to gym class cos I didn't want to be late... overall the fight between the girls was short but sweet. It was awesome. I have to give it four stars! Pretty bad ass I have to say. So thank you."

Go the nerds!