Monday, May 18, 2009

#516 NZ's Next Top Model Episode 10 rant



Ahhhhh NZNTM. How I missed you. After a lacklustre last episode (that couldn't even inspire me to write a recap), Friday night's show delivered with more punch, more brutal honesty and even a real life celebrity. Sometimes you've just gotta leave the safety of little old New Zealand to get some perspective on things. And I think Alexis Borges seriously put the show into perspective with his truthful and accurate-as-hell opinion on the girls. And that leads us nicely into this week's modelism - which I didn't choose based on its stupidity, but rather its utter lack of perspective.

"He never said I couldn't be a high couture fashion model - look at Kate Moss."
- Hosanna.



Here's the thing. I used to work as a booker. We'd have girls calling up all the time wanting to sign up, and you have no idea how often I heard the Kate Moss-thing after the height-thing was brought up. "Kate Moss is only 5'6." Yes, but have you seen Kate Moss? Have you noticed that she's the only short supermodel? And that there are only really about 14 supermodels in the entire world? And that most people in the world don't look anything like them??



Let's look at what Alexis Borges said:

On Laura - you could introduce her to the high end designers right now.
On Victoria - no opinion given.
On Hosanna - you're too short, we have some exceptions, but you're not one of them.
On Teryl Leigh - you're too big to work on an international level.
On Ruby - too big for sample sizes, but you could do well if you brought down your measurements.
On Christobelle - take off that makeup, but no opinion given.



What does that say to you, dear readers? Because it speaks volumes to me. First of all, there's a height and a size reality to this business. While size might not be such a big issue in New Zealand, overseas it's all important. Girls will not work based on how short or how large they are. It might not be a nice reality, but I don't think fashion is on its way to winning a Nobel Peace Prize anytime soon. It's like sport - the better condition your body is in, the better you'll most likely do. Same as in modelling - the thinner and taller you are, the higher the likelihood of success. Just wanting it doesn't make it happen, generally speaking you've either got it or you don't.



Second, there are a few girls left in this competition who probably wouldn't work anywhere outside of New Zealand - and possibly not even inside New Zealand. Which suggests to me that they're still in the competition for dramatic purposes rather than their potential as models. Fair enough, it's a TV show, and the better the drama, the better the viewing experience. But let's not fool ourselves otherwise. Finally, there's something I'd like to raise which probably won't make me very popular. New Zealand's Next Top Model is a competition. In order to win competitions, you generally have to attempt to work as hard and at the best level as you can. Why on earth then have the larger girls of the group not made any attempt to lose some weight? They have exercise equipment and they get to choose what they eat, so why don't they choose to work out and diet?? It's beyond me.



As for the rest of the show, I thought Christobelle and Ruby were vastly better than the other girls in the Covergirl commercial, and I'd be amazed if Ruby doesn't go onto success as a TV presenter - she looks to me like she was born to be in front of the camera. The shoot with Nigel once again showed a little bit of reality - if you can't deliver, the photographer will get angry with you. Though probably far far more angry than that lovable chap would ever get on TV.

If it had been up to me, I would have sent Hosanna home. She failed to deliver in the Covergirl commercial and cut some pretty weird shapes in front of Nigel's camera, but my old mate Teryl Leigh went home instead. I liked Teryl Leigh and thought she had a beautiful face, but she was just never able to let go enough. In modelling there's no place for being reserved - you have to be up for anything anytime, and comfortable in the most uncomfortable circumstances. How many other industries do they ask you to strip naked in front of a team of people, walk in shoes that could break your ankles, pretend it's hot while wearing a bikini when in reality it's minus 10 degrees outside, and look beautiful all the way through?

Not many, if any.

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9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hosanna's Kate Moss comment was just stupid, unfortunantely for her she isn't on the same level as Kate. Even a model standing between 5'8" and 5'9" in the real world would struggle. I agree with you, to get work as a model you must fit into the sample sizes. Models have always been tall and skinny. It's a fact of the industry which many may not like but that's just how it is. I liked this episode, but I'm already missing Teryl Leigh. Here is a link (http://www.rtvgames.com/showthread.php?p=785525#post785525) to some screencaps of TL's elimination, it is so funny, Hosanna is laughing!

Melindhuryo said...

This morning on Sunrise T-L said that she wanted Christobelle to win so Christobelle must be in the top two :)

Anonymous said...

^I hope she is, but I know that the winner hasn't been choosen yet so it doesn't leak.

Anonymous said...

...and then there was zippora.

Anonymous said...

^Zippora is a really stunning girl, she has an amazing look that easily makes up for her lack of height. I don't think Hosanna can work internationally like Zippora.

Anonymous said...

You hit the nail on the head Isaac when you say that some in the group are still only in the competition for rating purposes. At the end of the day that is what the producers would have wanted but it makes me peeved off that perhaps a girl more deserving was chucked off because she wasn't a high-maintenance, bitchy little miss (not saying that some of those still in the comp are). I think back to the early episodes and people in the Top 33 who were stunning but didn't make it through to the Top 13 when it was clear they were better than some of the finalists. Of course you have to perform on the day but with the calibre of some of those left (Ajoh, Rebecca Rose, Tiffany even) it begs you to wonder. Is NZNTM just a ratings sham?

Anonymous said...

Hosanna should have gone I agree

Anonymous said...

The reason why Teryl Leigh, Rebecca-Rose and Ajoh have all been eliminated is because they are already signed with agencies. There is no point for Sara to keep these three in the competition if she can't make a buck from them. The remaining girls are all unsigned so are likely to be signed with 62.

Anonymous said...

Good point thanks Anon! Well they should have been in the comp in the first instance then!