Photos: Katherine Lowe
I'm in Sydney right now staying at this extreme boutique hotel near Oxford Street. By extreme I mean it's the kind of place you'd expect to see in a porno film – all black walls and carpet, enormous mirrors and good looking staff who try to come in and clean your room while you're lying in bed. It's a good time. I'm working here in Sydney until Thursday, then I fly to Melbourne for the first time ever. Besides a couple of stopovers at Tullamarine airport, my only experience with Melbourne is Kath and Kim, The Castle and Looking for Alibrandi so I'm pretty sure I know what to expect. Katherine's going to be with me the whole way – I'll make sure she takes lots of pictures.
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