Monday, August 15, 2011

#1961 Things I saw at Jacob Riis beach

1. 17 Snooki lookalikes.

2. 100+ insane tattoos, including, but not limited to: BROOKLYN4LYFE, a roaring Ed Hardy tiger that covered a guy's entire back, butterfly tramp stamps by the dozen, a horny little devil.

3. One FDNY vs NYPD beach volleyball tournament. The firefighters looked to be taking out the match.

4. Six buildings surrounding the beach that looked suspiciously like prisons. Or forts.

5. One army helicopter flying low in the sky.

6. One mohawked DJ playing hits from Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Nickelback and Creed.

7. Four marquees set up giving away free six inch sub sandwiches, but no free drinks.

8. Five American flags.

9. Three The Situation lookalikes.

10. Zero people actually in the water.



Jenny said...

And how did it compare with your favourite NZ beach?

isaaclikes said...

 It doesn't. Tawharanui and Matapouri are the two best beaches in the whole wide world.

Ben Walker said...

Your photos are awesome. What kinda camera are you using?

isaaclikes said...

 Thanks man! I'm using a Canon 500d or Rebel T1i (depending where you are in the world) with a 50mm lens.

James Stringer said...

Yea great photos man, keep it up.